Juicy Wonderful

nevver: Doing whatever I want with all my free time

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:52:27 -0400

nevver:

Doing whatever I want with all my free time

“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:48:30 -0400

“It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.” - the Creator of the GIF:

nevver:

I’m sticking with a hard “G” (like “gift”}

Finally! I knew I was right.

IMDABES (by gmcfosho)

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:36 -0400

IMDABES (by gmcfosho)

fluffaykitties: I think you may have a defective cat. =^.^=

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:04:55 -0400

fluffaykitties:

I think you may have a defective cat.
=^.^=

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:01:49 -0400

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:56:21 -0400

lisafrankfurtschool: “One is not born, but rather becomes, a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:55:10 -0400

lisafrankfurtschool:

“One is not born, but rather becomes, a whale. No biological, psychological, or economic fate determines the figure that the orca presents in society; it is civilization as a whole that produces this creature, intermediate between dolphin and penguin, which is described as orcine.”

@blake

boringoldraphael: Oh yeah, this looks legitimate. Discarded...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:39:20 -0400

boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

Discarded early drafts of this sign:

FREE CANDY!
Building at Corner
<—————————

CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
Building at Corner
<—————————

SPEED-DATING
Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
Building at Corner
<—————————

Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
Building at Corner
<—————————

KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
Building at Corner
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Auditions:
Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
Building at Corner
<—————————

HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
Building at Corner
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lizelikeslife: #fleshandboner #comingsoon

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:37:03 -0400

lizelikeslife:

#fleshandboner #comingsoon

In Memory ofPHOEBE HESSELwho was born at Stepney in the year...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:48:33 -0400

In Memory of
PHOEBE HESSEL
who was born at Stepney in the year 1713
She served for many Years
as a private Soldier in the 5th Regt of foot
in different parts of Europe
and in the Year 1745 fought under the command
of the Duke of Cumberland
at the Battle of Fontenoy
where she received a Bayonet wound in her Arm
Her long life which commenced in the time of
Queen Anne
extended to the reign of
George IV
by whose munificence she received comfort
and support in her latter Years
She died at Brighton where she had long resided
on December 12th 1821 Aged 108 years